O’Hare escape attempt.

O’Hare escape attempt.


Kid on a leash goes to pet dog in a stroller.

Kid on a leash goes to pet dog in a stroller.


90’s dad and asian son

90’s dad and asian son


No words.

No words.


Perhaps the best “lower priority” leashing we’ve seen to date.

Perhaps the best “lower priority” leashing we’ve seen to date.


The snozberries taste like snozberries.

The snozberries taste like snozberries.


Back handed leashing.

Back handed leashing.


I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.


On the lookout.

On the lookout.


Without context, this looks like either a frightening experience or a jolly good time.

Without context, this looks like either a frightening experience or a jolly good time.


Too big for stroller and child leashing in one shot. Think they noticed?

Too big for stroller and child leashing in one shot. Think they noticed?


Lady Gaga’s most recent show!

Lady Gaga’s most recent show!


Probably a good idea in this case. Gotta take that call.

Probably a good idea in this case. Gotta take that call.


Spare some change?

Spare some change?


Okay. Too far.

Okay. Too far.